Sly Spy

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing left in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)

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Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)

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Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.

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Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life equal to its mana value.

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Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card.

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Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until this creature leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its owner and can't roll dice or touch cards.)